TBOC 03: Episodes 67, 71, and 73
Today on The Book of Carlos : Entry 67: I Left My Hand In San Francisco Entry 71: Mom’s Tupperware and the Lids That Don't Fit Any Bowl Entry 73: Whispers in the Locker Room: My First Encounter with Brut Cologne and Public Humiliation Selected by John Mark Bergner of Tulsa, Oklahoma. Thanks Mark! -- Entry 67: I left My Hand In San Francisco Some souvenirs are meant to last. Others are meant to teach you humility via large bodies of water. Entry #67 takes us back to marching bands, theme parks, teenage glory, and one gloriously grotesque rubber hand that didn’t survive the scenic wonders of Fisherman’s Wharf. If you’ve ever bonded with a novelty item, mourned its untimely demise, and learned that even sidekicks aren’t above savage one-liners, this entry is for you. Direct from my own personal journals. Grab your coffee and your emotional support limb—we’re marching into the bizarre, the hilarious, and the slightly tragic tale of how I lost a fake hand and gained...

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